Where we last let off, Taro was… doing something… I’d rather not re-visit, with himself on the observation deck of the Tokyo Skytree Minato Observation tower.
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……..
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Just kidding, just kidding.
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Damn. It's awesome.
He seems very thrilled with himself.
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Good grief, good grief!
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You. What are you doing?
I think an actual, real-life girl saw Taro's whole little show...
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Ugh
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No, it's nothing special.
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(That's right, I have to pick up some girls.)
Yes, that is what you came here for Taro. To impress real girls. Like that one…
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Huh? Ohoho!
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You beautiful lady over there. Would you like to have some tea with me?
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No!
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………..
Don’t be too sad Taro. She was just able to see that your one true love... is yourself.
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Well, this kind of thing happens sometimes.
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Let's pull ourselves together now.
Yes exactly Taro.
Wait… No, I take that back - if you were referring to the whole show with you and the other, uh, you... Please don't pull yourselves together here in public.
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I wonder if there are any cute girls out there…
Taro seems to be observing the local talent.
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I don't like that…
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That's not my type either.
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Ah, that girl is cute!
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Um, just a moment.
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Yes?
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You beautiful lady over there. Would you like to have some tea with me?
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Oh!!
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Well, at least they’re answering you immediately Taro. That’s going to save us a lot of time which can be spent y’know. Racing. The kind of racing the front cover of this game promised us.
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What is this? It's not going to work!!
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Damn, that book is a scam! What kind of doctor is this?
Perhaps if you'd bought the book / or you’d had read more than a single page of his book in the bookshop...
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Oh. Even so, that girl is so cute.
Has he spotted yet another woman?
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Oh, you're with a guy.
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What are you talking about?
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Why aren’t you returning to Zeroyon? If this keeps up, I’ll just be called a loser…
WHOAH the guy she’s with… it’s Hiro!!!!
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For those who want to think that way, Just let them think that.
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…. Zero four?
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Sorry to keep you waiting for your coffee.
Ah, so the girl with the coffee must be Kayo-chan! It’s the same suit she wore in the intro. I’m assuming the other girl must be Asami Matunaga - aka the girl who showed us her boobs in Zero Champ 1, and staged a fake kidnapping to get us to come to her rescue in Zero Champ 2, whilst also convincing us to learn English and move to America, all in service of an elaborate plan to help her Aunt convince her Uncle that Zero4 is too dangerous, which she was able to convince him by having us all race Zero4. Oh and there maybe was some incest in there… We think.
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Oh that person!
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The person I bumped into at the airport the other day
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We meet often.
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Have you been doing Zero Yon too?
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What are you talking about? This guy is the real champ.
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Huh? Champ is that bad-looking guy, right?
Taro means “Champ is that guy with a bandanna and sunglasses?” - aka the guy that took Hiro’s place as champ.
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Don't be stupid. He's this person's...
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Well, that's about it. It doesn't matter.
Yes. yes it does Hiro. We want to know who he is! I mean the dude wears sunglasses and a bandanna - it’s clearly someone in disguise.
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That's not good.
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Anyway, I'm not in the mood for that right now.
Looks like Hiro and Kayo-chan left…
…Which leaves Taro an opening with Asami!
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Um, um, my name is Taro
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If you like, we can have some tea?
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I won't give up. Let the champ do a zero-four!
…Oh, it looks like Asami has left too… and we’ve been left with nothing but sad, morose music!
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Hey, listen to what people have to say!