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Just kidding, it's a prank TV show, you fell for it
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There's no way there are any Marukians.
Wait... so that guy is just part of a candid camera type program, doing skits on the street, trying to convince Taro that he's an alien?
... this is just a separate coincidence, and has nothing to do with the fact Taro still has a different face?
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Don't be so confusing!!!
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Sorry!
Oof - it looks like Taro just beat the snot out of this guy, which I now understand what happens when those white streaks appear, the screen flashes and the subject suddenly disappears…
Taro always does seem to end up assaulting people who get in his way. I'm sure doing it on national TV to this candid camera guy was a good look for him.
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What on earth is going on?...
Personally, I'm still not ruling out Aliens being a factor. It would go a long way to explaining half the enemies in Kowloon Walled City.
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Oh, isn't it Koichi?
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What are you doing here?
Oh, it appears this lady thinks she recognises Taro as someone named 'Koichi?'
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Here we go again, what's this time?
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(But she's beautiful...)
Uh oh.
…don't get any funny ideas here Taro…
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What are you muttering?
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That's perfect. You must be bored.
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I'll accompany you on your shopping trip.
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Wait a minute…
Wait, did Taro just do a whole extended shopping trip with this lady, without revealing that he's someone else? !
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Now that we've finished shopping, let's go eat.
This is becoming an ethical minefield…
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Oh I'll treat you.
Now it seems Taro is buying her lunch. Well, I guess we missed out on lunch with the other girl, so why not have it with this girl, whilst she still thinks we're someone else entirely.
The game soundtrack also suddenly switched to some silly jaunty fun music. Boy, what a fun, mistaken identity jape. This is not creepy at all…
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What are you talking about?
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Even though Koichi has never released anything
This was a weird translation, but I think it's saying the real Koichi isn't the type to buy her lunch on a whim...
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(Hmm, I guess this woman is mistaking me for someone else.)
Oh, really? you just figured this out Taro? You didn’t think it was odd when she took you on a shopping trip for a few hours?
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(I'm looking like that person now... But even so, she's so beautiful.)
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(He's such a terrible guy, always letting others treat him.)
Yes Taro, the other guy, whom of which you are stealing his identity, is clearly the more terrible guy. This justifies all your actions.
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Shall we go home now?
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Huh? Where are you going back to?
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Of course it's our house. What's wrong, Hikaru? You seem weird today.
Wait… our house? Does she… think we're her husband or something?
Taro man, you really need to stop this before it gets any worse.
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(Nyaro! With such a beautiful person, do you want to live together? How envious… no, what an annoying guy)
That translation was a mouthful, but I think Taro is saying “How dare this person, who isn't me, live such a beautiful life with such a beautiful girlfriend."
"...I deserve to take his place.”
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Let's go.
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No, wait a minute...
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The nameplate said “Katashina” maybe it's her name…
Oh, I guess we know her name now.
I guess we can keep this ruse up forever now, because she'll never be able to tell that we're not her real husband…
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I'm home.
… Unless of course, he decides to come home.
... Didn't think that all the way through.
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Kyaaah, two Hikaru-chans!
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What the hell are you doing disguised as a human?!
As a human? Is this guy an alien too?
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No, that's not right. I have no idea what's going on…
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What, you don't realize?
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What does that mean?
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I just got a call from Tomie at the barber shop.
They say they made the customer look like me.
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She's obsessed with special effects makeup and wanted to do it to someone.
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Apparently there was no other way.
…There was no other way. Okay then.
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And then, conveniently, a stupid customer seemed to be sleeping comfortably.
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She just did it.
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They had a photo of me on hand, so they decided to use my face.
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Of course, if the customer wakes up and notices, apparently she was planning to reveal the secret.
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Just when she thought the customer had woken up, he ran off without even looking in the mirror.
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I never thought he'd come to my house...
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So that's how it is…
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Annae-chan…
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Hey, what are you going to do about this because of you? Nae-chan dumped me!
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I don't know, it has nothing to do with me. It was Tomie who did it.
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And you hit my friend today. If you try to borrow money from me. He said he was suddenly hit.
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Ah, that's it. It's his fault.
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He suddenly asked me to lend him money.
Why, don’t you mindlessly beat up every last person who asks you for money in the middle of the street?
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Well, I guess it's a mutual thing.
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I'll let you use the bathroom, so take off your makeup.
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Get out of here now.
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I won't leave even if I'm not told to.
Oh. That’s creepy. Taro’s just going to be a stranger, stealing their identity and refusing to leave their house?
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Phew, I feel so refreshed. My face is finally back to normal.
Wow. Taro just put a baseball cap on, and I guess he’s completely back to normal.
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Sister, lend him a towel.
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Big sister!? Hey, is this your sister?
Wait these two are brother and sister, not husband and wife? That’s awkward…
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Oh, that's right.
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Haha, I misunderstood.
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I was thinking of doing something weird.
Thinking of doing something weird with your brother? What is this? Zero4Champ II?
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I don't think so though...Or was it a brother? Yeah, that's right.
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Are you an idiot? Are you a brother or not? You'll understand through conversation
I guess we’re idiots. I have no idea what the hell Hikaru is talking about here. But something tells me these two siblings are weirdly into each other…
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Wow, that's what you look like. That's nice, what's your name?
I guess we still look close enough to her brother that she’s still interested in us.
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This is Taro.
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Yes, come visit us again.
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Yes, I'll come again.
Yes. Why we’d love to come re-visit your home, in which last time we dressed up as one of the family, whilst trying to get into the sisters pants. I’m sure a follow up visit will be just swell.
Well. At least she seems into the idea...