Ok. Well, I guess we’re stealing one of Taro’s dad’s swords to give to the old hag.
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Great, there’s no one here…
Oh dear... I'm sure his dad is going to be super happy about this...
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I think it was in the attic.
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There are so many...
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I wish he would just buy a car... My dad wouldn't buy something like this.
Yeah, why have priceless antiques, like the most famous samurai sword of all samurai swords when he could be rocking around in a Suzuki Samurai instead?
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The famous sword 'Moonlight'... They're all pretty similar though. Should I just take it somewhere?
I’ll go with this one - yes / no?
Hrm. Surely it's not the first one we see. Let's say No.
I’ll go with this one - yes / no?
.. or the second one. No...
I’ll go with this one - yes / no?
Taro's dad sure collects a lot of swords that almost look exactly the same...
I'm sure the one we're looking for is much fancier than any of these... No
I’ll go with this one - yes / no?
Jesus Taro, how many swords does your dad have?
Ok, I'm just going to stop this or otherwise this LP will never end...
I originally thought ‘here will be a fun chance to see if the Goons can downselect the legendary sword!’ but it just keeps going on and on and on...
Instead, let's just choose this one. Looks pretty rad to me.
I'm sure it's the legendary Moonlamp or whatever it was called…
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Okay this must be it. Let’s take it right away.
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Grandma, I brought it!
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Let's see…
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Idiot!
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There's no way "Moonlight" would be this dull.
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The real Moonlight, the pods are shiny black and have beautiful metal fittings called tsutsugane.
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Come and find me again!
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What's with that arrogant attitude…
Damn, back to the sword collection... I guess...
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But Japanese swords all have similar shapes. What's so good about this?
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I have to make sure I don't make that mistake this time.
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Which one should I take?
Ok, this one is the other one, but with a black shiny pod. I'm going to assume the hilt already has those tsu-su...whatsits... since it looks like the fanciest one.
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Okay, this must be it. Let's take it right away.
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Grandma! brought it!
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Idiot!
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There's no way "Moonlight" would be this dull.
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The real Moonlight, the brim is small and thick and it's made of pure gold!
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Come and find me again!
*sigh*. I guess we need to go look, again...
This one, is like the other one, but with a gold finger guard and some gold stuff on the sheath.
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Oh! This is truly “Moonlight!”
Woohoo! We did it! I honestly thought we'd be here for a couple more hours...
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This shine and luster are truly what you'd expect from a famous sword. That's wonderful
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I guess that's it...More importantly, I hope you haven't forgotten your promise.
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Make a replica of it for free.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll make it now.
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Don't panic. Wait a minute.
....she left....
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It’s really late…
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What is she doing?
... we're never seeing this super rare and valuable sword again... are we?