Anyway, all this sperging about other 1990’s videogames is detracting from Taro's first win in this 1990’s videogame!
He must be elated! This requires celebration.
What better way to celebrate our success than to Pick Up Girls. Surely Taro will be irresistible to them now!
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Which girl should I talk to?
Well. Now that we're a hot commodity on account of our race win, we should definitely have a chance with that 10 in the blue dress. She denied us because we dropped out off school and didn't have a working salary. Let's see her change her tune when we announce that we just made a cool 6,000 yen profit.
Let's talk to her!
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Hey she!
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Do you need something from me?
…That… is not the 10 in the blue dress….
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Ugh, she's an old hag. I called out to her…
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What a cute boy! Do you want to have tea with me?
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That's not true. I made a mistake.
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Oh, I see, it was love at first sight.It's been 70 years since a man spoke to me. I'm so happy.
70 years?
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How old are you, old hag?
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So, where should we go?
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'm not going anywhere.
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Drinking cool tea at a tea shop?Or maybe I'll go crazy with disco…
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I told you not to go!!
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So, do you want to come over to my place? No one's here today.
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But I don't want to do anything weird, ufu.
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Gahhhhh
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There’s no way I’d do that!!!
This new portrait of Taro is so distressed that the wallpaper is coming off behind it…
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Okay then, let's go.
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Ah, old hag! Stop it! Don't touch me!
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You can be so happy.
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Old hag! You're not listening. Listen to what other people have to say!!
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He's really cute.
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Waaaaaaasaaaaaaa, Let meeeeeeeeee
