Okay. It's decided. We'll buy her the Silver Bangle!
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Thank you very much.
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Is there anything else you'd like to buy?
Oh, er… Well…. Expected more of a reaction from buying our girlfriend a gift. Nonetheless, perhaps she'll like the
Golden Necklace…
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Thank you very much.
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Is there anything else you'd like to buy?
…Ok now, we're getting desperate. Here, have the floral handkerchief…
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Thank you very much.
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Is there anything else you'd like to buy?
None of this is going to plan. Please, have a Diamond Ring!
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Thank you very much.
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Is there anything else you'd like to buy?
Gosh, I don't want to say it Taro, but your new girlfriend seems kind of greedy. We've already bought her everything!
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Hey Hiroko. Why don't you just go on a date already? Isn't that okay?
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Yes, you at our store.
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He bought me a lot of things, so I'd like to take him on a date…
Alright Goons we did it! We’ve got a date! All we had to do was buy her the jewelry store's entire inventory.
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But.
…But???
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… I have a boyfriend
This was an amazing record scratch moment. The soundtrack, that had previously been blaring happy go lucky shopping muzak suddenly went dead silent….
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What the...?!
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Not a word of that.
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You didn't tell me that!
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Sorry. I've been meaning to say this many times, but I can't bring myself to say it.
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Oloroon
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What on earth have I been doing all this time...
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In return, I'll introduce you to my friend.
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friend?
A friend you say? Alright Goons we're back in the game!
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Is she a cute girl?
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She's a really cute girl named Ritsuko.
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Really? Definitely?
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Really! However, she's in America right now, so I'll contact you as soon as she gets back.
Damn. Is this the Japanese equivalent of a ‘girlfriend that lives in Canada that’s why you can't meet her’?
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Well, I'll give you my phone number. Please call me.
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I understand. I'm totally fine...
Well. That is positive. I guess we just need to patiently wait by the phone for Hiroko's American friend who totally exists and wasn't a non-confrontational way for her to get rid of us.
In the meantime, we'd probably better do something about our dwindling cash reserves. We're going to need that cash for our new girlfriend's diamond rings performance parts for our car.
I think it's time we get a job.
What do you think Goons? Parking job, or Security Guard?