Ok, having slain all the cockroaches in this car racing game, let's turn our attention to the next most logical motorsport simulator progression - picking up girls.





The girls are all apparently located on the bottom corner of the map here in this cluster of buildings.





: I hope you have a cute daughter



Err.. that’s oddly specific, Taro.





We find ourselves in a crowded city street. There's lots of people here. Any cute daughters?


: Which girl should I call?






We're once again given the finger cursor to make a selection.

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I spot exactly one girl here.

Let's finger select her.





: Hey, does she want to have tea?



According to Taro, the best way to attract women is to walk up to them in the street and offer them drinks.


: What are you talking about? Know your place



…It doesn't seem very effective.


: Well, don't say that, I'm a good guy


: Hmm, do you have money?



Well, uh, we did have some money... But we wisely spent it all on a Mazda MX5. I'm sure you've heard of it. Ours is in ‘classic sports car’ red, with the super rare optional hard top. We've ensured she is firmly planted with racing slick tyres, her engine has been tuned with a bore up, which means we've had the cylinders machined to increase the displacement and power output and we've installed an after market ECU (Engine Control Unit) that removes the factory 180km/h speed limiter. We named her Arm because we're so in tune with her that she's basically an extension of our body... did I mention that we're going to take her to the docks to race in zero yon?

…Anyway…. want to come back with us to our parents' place to kill cockroaches?


: What is your annual income?


: Annual…



Uh, well, we don’t exactly have a job, per se, but there's a poster on our couch that says we could be a security guard or a parking attendant whenever we feel like it...


: You're probably a lazy bum anyway. I have to be rich and generous. I hate it.


: But still, the people who call out to me. There are only poor bumbling people. I'm sick of it.



Uh oh, Taro, I think she might see through our 'tough race guy' act.


: Um, I was doing zero-yon…



Yes, good call. Surely she's impressed by our tenacity to skip our university studies to instead become the best street racer so we can show up that asshole Daisuke Fujiwara and have him present on his knees to us in shame as we make him…





: That's why. See you later


: Oh no, he's gone.



Oh dear. The soundtrack just suddenly changed to sad music. That didn't go very well.


: Let's hurry and go home.



I've said it before, but I think the developers of this game may have had some issues with women, which they've expressed through their art.





Well Goons, we’re back where we started in the living room. What should we do next?