When playing this game, I made sure I followed the same pattern as the LP updates - i.e. I only went to a new location when we all voted / it made sense to do so, and I didn't leave that location until I was sure we mined it of all the content. This made it much more fun to discover new locations as we went, and each new location was genuinely surprising.
However, when going around to record video of the various jobs to build up that final montage, I came across this lady in Miami who had some dialog we haven't seen before.
No, it's not the chloroform lady, but another one. We actually met her when we first came here - she said that she'd lived here for 10 years and never heard of Zero4.
This time however she has something different to say…
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That's so persistent! I hate persistent men!
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Haha, you're also attracted to my pheromones.
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You've been fooled, you want me, don't you?
I mean, no, I don't. But I do want to see what happens here….
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Okay, but there's one condition:
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Press the I button 256 times. Then press the II button.
Okay, now I'm curious just what she will do for 256 button presses.
256 times is an interesting number - it's the maximum limit of a 8 bit unsigned integer - I.e. this was the highest single number a variable could count to in those days.
So basically the developers are making us press the button as many times as they could get away with. Assholes!
: Don't try something sneaky like rapid fire.
Interesting the game acknowledges turbo fire controllers. These were controllers that would register several inputs with a single press.
Looks like later PCE Engine's came with them in the box!
I assume this means the game is actively listening for buttons fired too quickly, or too uniformly.
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Okay, let's get started.
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Press the I button 256 times and the II button!!
Of course. I had to see what this did.
… It was painful. You see, she didn't mean push it at least 256 times, she meant push it -exactly- 256 times.
I got it wrong the first time, probably having pressed it 254 times or so.
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Did you approach him with such careless feelings?
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Japanese men are truly unbelievable.
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See you later.
Geez lady, why did you have to bring race into this?
I can't help but feel pressing all these buttons in a specific manner to satisfy this lady is a weird sex metaphor.
Determined I loaded a save and tried again.
This time, with the power of sitting there, late at night, counting to myself out loud to a pixelated drawing of a computer game lady, I managed to press the button -exactly- 256 times
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Wow, you really did it?
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I'm telling you, I'm not that easy.
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But I appreciate your passion.
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Can you please do the one on the left next time?
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Press the II button 256 times
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Then press the select button
Again?? That last time was painful enough.
But... I did it… again…. 256 times…
Each time carefully counting each number out loud so I don't lose count…
….. only to find she had another line of dialog she had to finish, so all 256 inputs did absolutely nothing.
Gah!! That took almost 4 minutes to count that!
: if you only use one, the size will change. So let's get started, hurry up.
This lady is very hard to please.
And of course, I miscounted the next time…
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It's a shame, you were right on the money.
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Is that the extent of your technique?
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See you later.
I swear baby, this has never happened to me before... honest.
...I think I had too much whiskey….
...It's really cold out…
I can't help but think of some poor horny Japanese teenager doing this late at night in front of his PCE Engine in the 1990s, failing time and time again in the hope of seeing something dirty.
However it's now 2025 and I don't need to rely on things like my ability to count or my ability to push buttons. I can make the computer do that for me!
So, using a AutoHotkey, I wrote a script to push the second button 256 times, display a counter whilst it did it, and randomize the input so the game doesn't catch me cheating. 
It worked!
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You're doing a great job! I'm amazed.
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But I love your dedication.
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So please, just one more favor!
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If you want to own me, you want Rowling too.
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If you're not good at it, you'll be in trouble. Press the D-pad clockwise in the order of up, right, down, left 64 times and then press the II button.
I don't know what Rowling is, but all these inputs sound vaguely sexual.
Pushing each button of dpad 64 times adds to another 256 button presses.... another unsigned integer limit. Boy, these developers were evil.
Thankfully I can write a Autohotkey script to take care of this for us…
.....aaand she had another line of dialog, so nothing we just did counted.
Boy, I'm glad we're cheating.
Now to run the script.. again...
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Sorry, I didn't count how many times. That's right, this time it doesn't matter how many times you try. Now, the last hurdle! OK?
Had I been doing this for real, I'm sure there would be a PC Engine shaped hole in my drywall by now.
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Gently press the I and II buttons alternately 128 times each! Start with the button..
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So let's get started! And then something good will happen….
This time I wanted to make sure I'd reached the end of the dialog before she wanted us to add input, so I hit the button again. But i was wrong, and I failed it.
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That's terrible! I met someone named Takahashi before.
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This took less than a minute.
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Try again!!
I wonder if this is a joke at someone named Takahashi’s expense. It appears he won't last for more than a minute...
At least this time she's given us another shot!
: Well, that's pretty hard work.
: I wish I could study this hard too.
: Oh well, now press the button 65536…
65536!?! I give up.
Hang on a minute, that's not a valid 8 bit unsigned integer! Why…
WHOAH
NSFW 
NSFW
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… Just kidding
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I was moved by your straightforward love.
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As promised, I'll show you something great. ❤️ yes!
Well, uh… I guess our patience has paid off…
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You're quite the technician.
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But this time, I lost
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That's right, I'll tell you something good.
Well. Maybe we'll learn something from all this. ..
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“I won't come near you” is for girls.
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“I won't come near you” is for transvestites.
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You'll understand eventually, so good luck!!
Huh. Well, it does seem to explain why girls of all types keep saying they won't come near us…
Looking at the Japanese characters, I expect this actually a slight variation in terms that mean the same thing. My best guess is it's a clue to tell you which of the random girls you run into during battles are transgender.
Welp. There you go. Thanks Japan.