Okay. I've been committing several, actual hours, to level up Hiro in the Empire State Building...
You’re welcome.
As we go up each level, we start to see see all sorts of new surprises.
Like, the perverts here come in pairs:

Not only that, there's all sorts of new perverts. Like the Random Attacker. Don't give him the chance to open his trenchcoat!

However, this time around, we came prepared. Look at our inventory. Out of all those new items, only two are relevant here. The Scary Mask and the Chloroform.

We can even equip the Chloroform ourselves!

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Whew! Smells a little nice.
I would have thought this would knock Hiro out, maybe as a direct teleport to the elevator. But after all those moments with Brittany, it appears he's grown resistant.
Well, if we're going to go around these apartments beating and drugging everything in sight, we'd better look the part. This time let's use the Scary Mask.

There we go... I wonder what children’s mascot this mask is based on?
Anyway. Time to clean up this place of its many other, unwanted denizens.
I have no clue who this guy represents, but apparently he’s the equivalent of a human wanted poster.

When he attacks you, he uses his ‘Wanted Body Slam Attack’

This next thief is too busy stuffing his case with cash to put up much of a fight.

We even get Earthworm Jim cosplayers.

As we get higher, so do the craziness of some of the residents.
Probably not a good idea to have Arsonists living in the Empire State Building.

It's probably an even worse idea to have bombers.

The criminals here are equipped with Iron Vibrators.

In amongst all these criminals it seems we have a garden variety of drug and alcohol addicts.
... Boy, this guy really should ease up on the drugs if it's turning him purple.


At some point these guys just stop screwing around, and just straight up bring out the murderers and escaped prisoners.

Who knew that the Empire State Building was so full of the worst people?
...This guy is called ‘Kidnapper’. Don't want to guess what the handcuffs are for.

This guy is also called kidnapper, and it seems the term is quite literal. He has a little Anpanman teddybear.

I got no qualms stabbing that guy with the needle.
At some point around floor 13, I encountered the Mafia Boss. This guy is extremely powerful, and takes off almost 2000 HP with a single shot of his pistol.
Unlike everyone else, he's always in the same room. I'm guessing he's the mid-boss.

He's not immune to Chloroform however!

I’m not sure how much health he has, but it's in the thousands. Eventually, with save-scumming enough random luck and chloroform, I was able to defeat him. It didn’t seem worth it.
However - he's not the only one that stays in the same apartment… Why, in a few, select, special circumstances, we open to the door only to see…

There's a Sexy Woman standing there.

We've got a choice here Goons.
She’s asking us, would we like to take a little rest?
What do you think? Shall we take her up on her offer?