Man, she just blows past us with a blistering 12.67. The fastest I’ve been able to manage was a 13.25… and that was after several tries in different cars.

Whatever we do, we can’t seem to defeat Celine Dion… That’s The Way It Is.





: Hohohoho


: I’m the best in the world after all.


: This should make you feel better too.


: (Damn it, I'll just have to bear it. If you get upset, it'll be a pain later.)


: I am completely fascinated by you. If I come here again, please smile at me kindly and treat me well.


: Well, I guess that can't be helped. I'll think about it.


: See you then.



I’m going to do something out of tune here, and suggest we leave Montreal for now, and come back here at a later date…

I am suddenly remembering our friends from Detroit giving us some advice…





: There are five items in total. Using it will increase the grip of the tires. It's about increasing it to an extreme level.



Perhaps, we’re not quite ready for the Celine Dion Power of Love yet. Let us disperse, and search America for more of these mystery items.

Chin up goons, we may be defeated, but we won’t lose the war. My Heart Will Go On!

So… once again. Where should we go next?