Ok! It’s time to race the Miami boss!
Now this is a wet race, so we’ll use Sunny as our most powerful car, and we’ll use wet tires, and swap all our bolt ons parts back from the Noisy Cricket.
As usual, we need to defeat three cronies before we take on the big boss.
First off the rank is another Mercedes / Beamer / whatever this is.
We’ve also got a neat new city backdrop to our race we haven't seen before.
He wasn’t too much trouble for us. 11.67 vs 12.67
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Well, well, you can do it if you try
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…….Sink!
Next up, a white Porche 911.
He’s not too much trouble for us either...
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Well well well, you can do it if you try.
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…….. Second-rate!
Next up, we find ourselves against another e-Type.
You can guess the results here. We slaughtered them.
Now, for a bit of a confession. That whole ‘transexual’ way of driving where we're supposed to be driving with our legs crossed?
...It doesn’t seem to be affecting us.
I had assumed from the description it would have reversed the controls, but it… didn’t.
However - I remembered Pierzak and Purple actually predicted this when we were looking through the Witches items… and they were correct.
We bought a ‘Pedal Converter’, and it’s active in our inventory. This is switching the clutch and accelerator, thus ‘correcting’ the transexual method of racing with our legs crossed.
We just hadn’t noticed since we haven’t actually raced anyone since Winnipeg, all those posts ago. Had we done other races, it would have been reversed.
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Wow, I'm amazed. You're amazing.
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You're next, get ready now!
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Please be gentle with me.
Ok. We’re up against the boss here. She’s in a classic porsche, perhaps a 356.
Damn! We lost!
11.68 vs her 11.45 - it was a close one, but she defeated us. I’ve tried a few times, and this was my best run. I simply can’t best her time.
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Well, to a loser like that… Go back to bed.
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Wait a minute.You're not planning on going home like this, are you?
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That's the intention
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I'm not kidding. The rules of Zero-Yon. I won't let you say you don't know
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Wake up? It's morning already! Just kidding
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Don't pretend not to understand.
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The loser has to listen to what the winner has to say
: Got it.
So? What should I do?
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This is how it works
Gah!
This was so sudden. The game had an extremely loud, wet kiss sound effect and surprise closeup. it was enough that I nearly jumped out of my skin!
It appears it was also such a surprise for Hiro, that he’s turned black and white….
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Guuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - !!
And such is the sheer ignominy of being kissed, it’s turned him into a Skeleton…
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It's no use anymore. My life has been sucked away. Kayo-chan, I'm going to die. Please forgive the misfortune of being the first…
I think you might be laying this on a bit thick there, bud...
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What a big deal! Please come again, I'll be waiting ♥