Ok! Since the Miami lady suggested Zero4 happens on the outskirts of town, we find ourselves in the middle of wet, humid nowhere.

There's someone here, presumably our rival. 









Oh come on in, what a great guy ♥





Oh…

… oh no … 

Goddamnit videogame, are you really going to do this again? 


: Ugh, this guy is creepy.



Well, I guess we're going to need to do mandatory Diversity and Inclusion online training for everyone here again. Thanks game. 


: Well, I'm pretty stubborn. x



: Just to let you know, is this a wet course?



: Yeah, what's wrong?



: (I guess it's a wet course tradition that the transvestite is the boss...)



…Hoo boy. 


So apparently in the Zero4 Universe the wet courses are the domain of transsexuals.


: What are you mumbling? Didn't you come here to do the Zero-Yon?


: That's right, Zero-Yon. 


: Let's get this done quickly and go home quickly

.
: I don't really like that way of saying it. 


: Anyway, if you're going to do a zero-yon here.


: We'll have you adjust to our way of doing things.


: How do we do it?


: We transsexuals are always. I cross my legs even when I'm driving a car.



:stare:


: So what?


: I'll get you to do the same. Do the 0-4 with your legs crossed.


: If you do that, the accelerator and clutch It's the other way around. There's no way I can drive it.



: Yes, you can. We're actually doing it. Anyway, I won't compete unless I do it this way.



: It's so dirty. Okay, I'll do it. Just do it. Who's first? Get ready!



I gotta say, transphobia aside, this is actually a pretty funny way of changing things up. 

Next time I'm in my manual car, I need to try out this whole transexual way of driving.