: Hmm, it’s morning already…



Ok. New day, new tactics.

I tried… a bunch of things. Different transmission setups, launching in different gears, launching at different RPM ranges, swapping the Jimny and the Pulsar. No luck.

I even used what remained of our cash reserves to buy one of those 4 speed transmissions. Less gears presumably means we’ll be a power band longer, and hopefully, more consistent in lower and higher speed.

Still no dice. I don't think we're going to defeat that Beetle with the Cricket or Sunny without doing a bit of performance work on them first.

We're going to need a few extra dollars, sorry, ‘loonies’, so let's see if we can get a Part Time Job here in Winnipeg.


: I’d rather do a zero4 than a part time job.



Well. Wouldn't we all? Let's try Look Around instead.


: Huh? Something's happening over there.Let's go.





: What are you doing here?






It's him! We're here. It's the chicken man!


: I'm renting chickens.



...You don’t say...


:This is for the chicken contest.


: Chicken contest?


: What, you don't know?



Everybody has apparently heard of the chicken contest, except us.


: Chicken contest is a game where you fly a chicken and get it to land on the goal.



I see. A Canadian national pastime, I expect?


: How do you get the chickens to reach the goal?


: These chickens. When you hit the post, it is designed to flap its wings.


: So hit the post


: Guide the chicken to the goal



Okay. Well. Thank you for the clarification there, uh… Chicken man.


: Well, go ahead and try it anyway. It’s $20 to rent.

: If you succeed, you’ll get a prize.


: Eh, prize money? What should I do?




Well obviously we're choosing Do!


: Which chicken should I get?



OK Goons. It's been awhile since you've had to make a decision, and once again, I leave the most important decisions to you.

Which Chicken should we rent for the chicken contest?


Black Chicken
Stamina: 70
Luck: 05
Speed: 70

White Chicken
Stamina: 65
Luck: 50
Speed: 50

Yellow Chicken
Stamina: 80
Luck: 60
Speed: 30

Brown Chicken
Stamina: 40
Luck: 80
Speed: 70


Ok Goons. Pick a chicken!