Woah! Check out the beefcake. This must be Typhoon.
Uhh.. anyone else feeling a little uncomfortable with the way he's staring us down?
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You're the one who's been getting cocky lately.
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Go back to your country and suck on your mommy's boobs before you get into any trouble!
Well… nice to meet you too, Mr Typhoon…
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You're scared of losing to me, so you're trying to run away from the fight, you coward.
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What?! I'm a coward!!
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If you say so, I'll deal with you.
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However, there are conditions.
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The loser has to give their car to the winner. Nice!
What! Racing for pink slips? Hell no!
Hiro, you know how this historically goes, we always lose the first race!
Don't throw away all that dog walking effort because this guy provoked you.
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No cars, let's bet on something else.
Phew. Sanity prevails.
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Idiot!!
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If you believe you'll win, you can bet on anything.
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You have no confidence that you can beat me!
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I don't want to run with someone like that.
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Go back to Japan and act like a mom!
Uh oh... Typhoon insulted the Japanese…
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Okay, let's bet on the car. Don't cry later if I take your car!
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He's good with words.
Ok. Well goons, it looks like we're putting Noisy Cricket on the line...
...Let’s see what we’re up against…
Pretty sure this is supposed to be a Range Rover Classic!
This model Range Rover, aka it's second generation is an interesting vehicle in that it was produced for 26 years from 1970 to 1996 - generally keeping the same look throughout. It's not Beetle numbers, but it's damn impressive.
It wasn't introduced to America until 1988 - at which point it was 17 years old. But it was a high luxury, off-road capable SUV, and really was something different of its day.
It’s also a amphibious exploring vehicle. It’s no starter car. It's a true, finisher car..
But will it have what it takes on the ice course to take on the Noisy Cricket?