Ok, Goons, well if you insist on beating women, I guess I have to comply.

I will add that this is once again, a decision of the Goons and I had no culpability in this matter.






Secret Technique! Super Forehead flick! Give it a try!





Dealt 25 damage!

Hey, what are you doing?!

The girl left.


Boy, some lady killers we are…

…Almost literally.

Just what the hell was that beautiful woman doing in the Zero4Champ equivalency of Peach Trees anyway?

Luckily there's all sorts of pretty ladies in this violent hellscape of apartment blocks.





A cute girl has appeared!


This time around, we'd simply better try and run away, rather than result to violence. Shame on you all.





Wait a minute!

Take this with you.

I got Dodeka Vita G! “Let’s drink it,” he said, gulping it down…

“Bamorah!!”


Well. Bamorah indeed! We’ve just been given some sort of energy drink that’s upgraded our health.

Maybe this place ain’t so bad after all? Maybe we misunderstood the residents of this place.




The villain raised his axe….


Uhhh….


234 damage received




Ouch ouch… let’s go home now. It’s embarrassing so just shut up.

Well, shit.