Well. Hiro’s fast asleep, the turmoil of the previous night still in his head.
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Hello, is anyone there?
Huh? What?
Gah! Who the hell is this, and why is he just sitting there, watching Hiro sleep?
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Oh? Are you the younger brother?
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Ah, that's right.
Oh, this is Kayos brother! How the hell did he get here?
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I was just about to come and pick you up.
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I'm surprised you were able to come here by yourself.
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Stop it, I'm not a kid. By the way, what about you?
Hey! we’re not a kid either. I’ll have you know, we almost got to third base last night…
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You heard it from your sister. I'm dating your sister. This is Hiro.
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I'm currently staying in this house, but my family is away on a trip. So you don't have to be shy either.
Wait? So Aunt Asami and Uncle Burger are away?
Probably explains why we haven't got any grief for trashing their house. So, sure, let's just invite random strangers like Hiro's brother here to stay.
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Ah…
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There's no way I'd hold back. But you're my sister…
(What a cheeky guy)
I think the translation missed something there.
I think it was something to the tune of ‘well normally I wouldn't be seen dead with a transphobic, winning obsessed weirdo with a chip on his shoulder about car superiority, but you're family’
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Anyway, best regards. Is this your first time in America? I'll show you around.
Ooh, we get a montage!
‘Check it out, Kayo’s brother, these Americans really flip out when you stand in the middle of the road!’
'and right over there is where I met these hot Japanese chicks, who totally had a thing for me, who introduced me to Morgan Freeman, who taught me English in two weeks through with evil voodoo magic'
'and this one time, I totally made this hot chick my slave, but I didn't go all the way because I really respect and care about your sister.'
Inevitably, Hiro and Kayo-chans brother have ended up at a bar.
You know I'm sick of saying ‘Kayo-chans brother’ so let's give him a name, since the game hasn't yet. He's now Yuki.
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You're a good person
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What's this all of a sudden?
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Hey, I like you. So the truth is, my sister…
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I'll tell you, she's a bad girl.
Hehe I know right, haw haw, wink wink?
…Wait, you mean… like bad bad?
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What? It’s a lie that even my brother can tell.
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There’s a bad lie!
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I know you don't believe it, but it's true. My sister will be back in 2 months. I'm getting married in Japan
Wait, what?
Kayo-chan is getting married to Yuki?
Her.. brother?!
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No way, that's so stupid…
I know, right? They’ve never even met each other!
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I booked the venue, so it's safe. I wasn't the one to marry you.
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That's not true...I don't believe it
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Believe it or not, it's up to you. This is true.
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You've been tricked by your sister!
How could Kayo-chan do this to us? How could she betray the sacred trust of our relationship?
(Ignore the fact that Hiro has attempted to cheat on Kayo in both games now…)
I’m sure this can all be sorted out with a phone call. We don't want her here in person, after all.
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Hello, this is Hiro.
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Oh, Hiro? Has your brother arrived?
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Ah, I'm here now
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That's good...
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I heard it all from my brother. You...Believe me
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Huh? What do you mean?
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It's okay, you don't have to hide it anymore...Be happy…
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Hold on a second, I don't know what that is about.
Woah! Who’s this girl in the short skirt? Where did she come from?
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Yahoo! Here I come!
Wait… it's Asami san! What's she doing here? Has she come all the way from Japan?
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Atsushi, Big sister.
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Asami-san! Why are you here…
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Big sister?
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Hey, who’s your sister?
Wait, Asami and Yuki are brother and sister?
…they’re the ones getting married?!!??
So the whole thing with Kayo-chan and Yuki was just a misunderstanding!
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This is the woman, "Matsunaga Asami" Huh?
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Who are you talking to on the phone?
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What does that mean?
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Hiro-kun!
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Who are you talking to?
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Kyaaa Hiro-chan
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It's been a while!!
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Ah, that voice was Matsunaga-san.
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Mr. Matsunaga is there!
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"N-No, that's not it, Kayo-chan!
Oh no! I think Kayo just heard Asami on the phone and she thinks Hiro is cheating on her!
He'd never do that! Well, excluding yesterday with Camaro.. and that one time with whatsherface… red person… Mamiyo?
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What the hell, just hang up the phone. Do something nice for the first time in a while?
Asami-San careful with the chaotic evil joking around! Kayo-chan might get the wrong idea!
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Wah, stop it!
Kayo-Chan it's not us, it's those two, I swear, It's just some casual incest!
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I hate Hiro!
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Take my brother Akira for me!
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See you soon!
*click*
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Ah!
Oh dear. Kayo-chan thinks Hiro is in a relationship with Asami because of her joking around...
It's okay, Asami can clear this up, we can just...
Wait...
What happened to Asami and Yuki?
Did they go off to plan their wedding?