Alright, it’s time to get some Rain Tyres. Hopefully this will be able to knock a second off our times and put us on a better footing to challenge Camaro again.

First off however, we’re going to need some more cash, since the boss battles don’t pay anything, and a few… uh… questionable value… purchases from Shifty have drained us dry.





: Look, it’s Mickey Mouse’s paw. Only $3,000. How about it? Want to buy it?



Since it seems like there's more to it than the dog walking or parcel delivering, I decided to let Hiro spend some more time in this Security Guard job, exploring the building.





As we go up the elevator to each floor, the layouts change. Instead of being a loop, this one is a straight path.

Relatively quickly, Hiro is starting to level up. Whether it's higher stats from grinding, or extra damage from the brass knuckles, cactus thorns or hand cream that Shifty sold us, we're starting to one-hit many of the enemies, and Hiro is slowly making his way up each floor.

As we go, we’re starting to find some new enemy types…


A drunk person has appeared!





These are the ‘Drunkard’ and a ‘Drunk Person’ (separate enemy types) that share the combination of wearing overalls with nothing under them.

Fun fact, when I lived in America I shared a bus ride with a drunk person in nothing but overalls, (not even shoes!), who was picking fights with people. So, the stereotype is real.

Also, although I didn’t come across any on my travels, thanks to the movies I, like the Japanese developers, assume that wild motorcycle gangs rove America.





The delinquent comes running with his gun!





Teamer chain attack!





Biker Gang kick attack!





A pervert has appeared!


Finally we come across another pervert. We defeat him handily, but this time he's dropped something…

Most enemies have a chance to drop energy drinks that renew your health, but this one is different. The translation referred to what he dropped as a ‘Dirty Book.’

This one seems to have boosted our health to full as well, but I don’t see what OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO HIROS FACE.