Ok. Now we've got our new wheels, it makes sense to see how they perform on the racetrack!

Let's take our Jimny to the Circuit!








Hey it's Chesty La Rue!


: Wow, that's huge!



I know, right? There’s some serious load bearing going on in that bikini.


: Are they doing zero-yon here?






: Hi.


: Is this your first time here?


: Y, yes.


: Well, let me explain.This is America's pride and joy, the world's largest Zero-four Circuit!



Because if there's one thing Americans get excited for, it's driving 400 metres.

I'm curious whether this is based on an actual building anywhere. It has that ‘redrawn photo’ feel. But I don't think any speedway looks like that.


: Here you can compete with other people for money. You can bet on races.



Uh huh.


: Then in a car driven by a human. You can bet money on it. Supercar Zero-4 and Obstacle Zero-4



Oh yeah?


: I'll explain how to do it there. But if you spend too much money, you'll regret it later.



You don’t say…


: What are you here for today?



Huh? Sorry what? Uh, I was distracted.

…Uhh she said something about betting on races?

…I thought sports gambling was illegal in the USA?

…At least it was in 1992… Looking it up, apparently it was made legal in 2018 after casino companies lobbied the shit out of the government. So now everyone has a portable casino in their pocket. Yuck.

But hey, you know where motor racing betting was legal, and probably provided this inspiration? :japan:

Anyway, do you think we can convince Chesty La Rue to join us at the beach in the Jimny?

…That bikini belongs behind the wheel of a Jimny.





Well sadly, we don’t have that option here at the circuit. But we have three others!:

Supercar Zero4 and Zero4 Obstacles sounds interesting. I wonder if the Jimny counts as a supercar?

And before you ask, sadly, it’s not the type of lace we’d ideally want in this situation. However, it’s the next best thing. A motor lace race!

Next time we’ll see how our Jimny stacks, err, holds, err... supports... up against the competition…

...breasts.