Jesus! What is this? A black screen with crude red writing on the wall?
Is this a redrum thing?
If I squint… it almost looks like it says… freaking bitch?
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Ahhh!
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Guh!!
…Why is Hiro screaming?
Oh wait. I think it's in Japanese. Let's hit it with the translator…
Hrm - it says… Flowers on the Past - Naitokun....
Uhh… ok… Any help harperdc?
…I'm guessing this is all part of Morgan Freeman's intensive English course.
Full disclosure, I added those spooky music and screaming sound effects for the video, but the translated text was made up of various screams and yells.
Two weeks have passed…
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You did a great job. I have nothing more to teach you. There is nothing.
Okay... so... I guess we just know English now?
Well... that was easy… For us, at least. That seemed like a pretty traumatic experience for Hiro.
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Thank you very much.
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About the fee, would you like to take out a loan?
…Wait… fee? A loan? Why didn't we hear about this until now?
Just how much is this going to cost? Why wasn't this organised up front? Why was that so scary?
Oh right, this is America... Make the sale before you bleed them dry.
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No, cash please.
I think Hiro learned his lessons about loans in the last game...
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Is that right? Then it will be $10,000.
Wait, 10 grand?!?
…I suppose he will be wanting a service tip too… Damn burgers.
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Is this really the best...?!? Over 1 million Japanese yen. Do you really do that much?
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Of course.You are speaking English now. It's cheap if you think about it.
Ol’ Morgan's got a point there Hiro. This is no scam. Two weeks to learn English is extremely impressive.
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I guess so. I feel like I'm being ripped off. Oh well, never mind, let's just go home.
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Ah, I'm tired, time for bed…
…You know, that's an interesting thought experiment. Would you pay 10 grand to fluently be able to speak another language?
I would.
It would certainly make this Let's Play alot easier...