Part 70 - Introducing the Third Heavenly King





I just want to revel in this sprite for a moment.

Yeah, fuck you! Hiro's number four now. Asshole.





Gah! - Who the hell is this?

Is that… a rose in his mouth!?


: Takahashi Izamada!



I think he’s talking to our newly demoted friend… Apparently he has a name.


: If you don’t fight the other car, you can’t win. That’s the hardest thing for the four kings.


: Get away from here you loser!






: Wayne!



…I guess this Health Ledger Joker impersonator must be named ‘Wayne’.

…Maybe that had some sort of cool western mystique to the Japanese in 1991...





: I am ranked 4th in Japan.


: The 10th person is Masaomi!


: Don’t get so excited just because you wanted to do it!


: I will use the power of the FOUR HEAVENLY KINGS!


: I’ll make you think!


: I’ll wait until then, with my head in the clouds!



:stonk: Uhhh… okay then…

He’s just disappeared as weirdly as he came.





: Congratulations Hiro.



Whoah! It’s Arcade Girl. Quick everyone, act cool.


: Kayo-chan, you came to cheer me on!



Whoah, apparently she actually has a name - it’s not Arcade Girl. That certainly makes things less awkward.


: Oh, Mademoiselle, what beautiful snow…



Oh bloody hell, what now?


: I am such a beautiful woman. Never seen this before….


: In comparison to you, the bright blue sun and the blooming roses pale in comparison.


: Ah, you are such a dazzling person!


: Well done
:h:.


WHOAH - Hang on, hang on!

Is this guy making moves on….. Arcade girl!?! Kayo-chan!?!

C’mon, yes we might have only just learned her name and yes, we have a problematic image of women thanks to only really interacting with them through magazines… but we called dibs first!

Y’know…. three years ago… remember?... When we saw her next to the…. Panty UFO Catcher…


: No, this is all true. In front of your eyes, even jewels are just good things…


: Ah, but I have to go now Mademoiselle, my heart - don’t worry, it’s yours now…


: Please come and see our next match. As long as your kind smile is there, my hope is sure…


: Well, I’m very sorry. I will return it! Bahahaha!



Jesus, the mouth on this guy!


: What a pretentious guy!


: Hey Kayo-chan


: He’s not such a bad guy, is he?


: Ah, so stupid. Please don’t go back!



Oof - I don’t know about this Goons. I think ol' Wayne here might be giving us something to worry about...