Back to business, with the Midship Express in hand, Hiro is beating cars by day, and rats by night. We've managed to get him up to rank 44, and starting to see some light at the end of the tunnel.




: I’m in a bad mood. I have to go to the hospital.



Oh no, what’s wrong Hiro?


: Shall we go to school right away?



School? Shouldn't you attend a hospital?

We’ve arrived at what seems to be the reception.





There’s a lady here.


: Sorry. It’s a mental health issue…



Good on you for getting checked out Hiro. Too many of us continue to go un-diagnosed.





: Then please register first. Please come and see us.






Hey, I’ve never seen this before. We see a side on view, as Hiro slowly walks off from the reception to, presumably register himself somewhere. He then returns back to reception.

… Really... reallly... really... slowly.

We have to wait for the whole animation to finish...


: I went there.


: Next, we will conduct an emergency inspection.

: Please accept it.



Ok… I guess Hiro needs to get his… emergency inspection elsewhere?





And off Hiro goes again... very... very... very... slowly.


: I went there.


: Yes.

: Next time, take a picture please.






*Sigh*. I don't think we can skip this.

I guess it does track with just about every medical appointment I've ever had.

I think this is the games version of social commentary.


: I went there.


: Okay, so please continue to take the exam until the exam is completed.


...Wait, take an exam? Like a... medical exam?





: It was a pain.



Hang on, are we in a classroom? Weren't we just in a hospital?

What on earth are we doing here?


: From now on, it will be easy for you. You will be asked to take a test. Please try it as a review.



Wait, this is a exam exam?!?!? Oh no. This is like one of those bad dreams where you wake up, you're at your school finals that you didn't study for and you're inexplicably in your underwear.





Aaaaand this is where this game takes yet another left hand turn to the bizarre.

As far as I can tell... we're in traffic school.

There's a number of randomised questions we are given, and we can answer with either Oor X (yes or no). We have to get around 10 correct answers to pass.

This whole feature smacks of edu-tainment, like someone figured that this game about illegal street racing, cool girl videos and UFO Catcher panties might appeal to the youth, so we’d better make sure they are practicing their road safety rules as well.

So! To prove that you all are responsible drivers, feel free to take the test, and I'll grade the results.

It is not a bad dream, so please keep your clothes on.

I'll start with the first question as an example of what to expect:
  1. When the sun is yellow, I need to hurry and get through?

This one seems simple enough, the sun might be referring to the traffic light.

So I’ve bolded O (yes) as my answer. Now it's up to you...